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25 June 2017 – Amusements

A genie came to me and asked, “What’s your first wish?”

I answered, “I wish I was rich!”

“OK.” said the Genie. “What’s your second wish, Rich?”


A woman went into a hardware store to purchase a bale of peat moss. She gave a personal check in payment and said to the clerk, “I suppose you will want some identification.”

He replied, without hesitation, “No ma’am, that won’t be necessary.”

“How come?” asked the woman.

“Crooks don’t usually buy peat moss,” answered the clerk.


Sitting in the bar George asked his 40-year-old friend John, “How come you aren’t married?”

John: “I haven’t found the right woman yet.”

George: “So what are you looking for?”

John: “Oh she’s got to be real pretty, a good cook and house keeper, she’s got to know how to handle finances, have a forgiving personality — and money, she’s got to have money, and if she has her own house it wouldn’t hurt either.”

George: “A woman like that would be crazy to marry YOU!”

John: “Oh, it’s okay if she’s crazy.”


 

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