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27 August 2017 – Amusements

Last week we brought you the ten “funniest” jokes at the Edinburgh Fringe as determined by the Guardian. This week, the top 15 funniest jokes at the fringe as determined by a public vote. Judge for yourselves.

  1. “I’m not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change.” Ken Cheng
  2. “Trump’s nothing like Hitler. There’s no way he could write a book.” Frankie Boyle
  3. “I’ve given up asking rhetorical questions. What’s the point?” Alexei Sayle
  4. “I’m looking for the girl-next-door type. I’m just gonna keep moving house till I find her.” Lew Fitz
  5. “I like to imagine the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the ‘brella’. But he hesitated.” Andy Field
  6. “Combine Harvesters. And you’ll have a really big restaurant.” Mark Simmons
  7. “I’m rubbish with names. It’s not my fault, it’s a condition. There’s a name for it …” Jimeoin
  8. “I have two boys, five and six. We’re no good at naming things in our house.” Ed Byrne
  9. “I wasn’t particularly close to my dad before he died … which was lucky, because he trod on a landmine.” Olaf Falafel
  10. “Whenever someone says, ‘I don’t believe in coincidences’, I say, ‘Oh my God, me neither!’” Alasdair Beckett-King
  11. “A friend tricked me into going to Wimbledon by telling me it was a men’s singles event.” Angela Barnes
  12. “As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting, but apparently people who sell fruit and veg are grocer.” Adele Cliff
  13. “For me, dying is a lot like going camping. I don’t want to do it.” Phil Wang
  14. “I wonder how many chameleons snuck on to the Ark.” Adam Hess
  15. “I went to a Pretenders gig. It was a tribute act.” Tim Vine

 

 

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