1 July 2018 – Amusements

As the bus pulled away, a woman realised she had left her purse under the seat. Later she called the company and was relieved to find out the driver had found it. When she went to pick it up, several off-duty bus drivers greeted her.

One of the men handed over her handbag and a box. “We’re required to inventory found wallets and purses,” he explained. “I think you’ll find everything here.

As she started to put her belongings back into the purse, the man continued, “I hope you don’t mind if we watch. Even though we all tried, none of us could fit everything into your purse… and we’d like to see just HOW you do it.”


I reluctantly went shopping with my wife so she could buy a new dress. She tried on several but they didn’t fit.

As she came out of the fitting room totally frustrated she remarked, “Nothing my size fits me anymore.


One of the world’s greatest scientists was also recognised as the original absent-minded professor. One day, on board a train, he was unable to find his ticket.

The conductor said, “Take it easy. You’ll find it.”

When the conductor returned, the professor still couldn’t find the ticket. The conductor, recognising the famous scientist, said, “I’m sure you bought a ticket. Forget about it.

“You’re very kind,” the professor said, “but I must find it. Otherwise, I won’t know where to get off.”


 

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