15 July 2018 – Amusements
The heart specialist was operating on the patient when he suddenly said, “Don’t worry, Adam. This is a minor operation. Everything will be all right.”
The patient replied, “Thank you Doctor, but my name is Jose.”
The heart specialist said, “I know that. Adam is my name.”
My wife called. She said, “The two kids want you to take them bowling on Saturday, then afterwards they want you to take them to the cinema.”
“It’s either one or the other,” I said. “Otherwise it’s too expensive.”
“OK” she replied. “Which one do you prefer?”
I said, “David!”
A woman stood inside the front door, her arms full of coats. Four small children scurried around her.
Her husband, coming down the stairs, asked why she was standing there.
“Here,” she said, handing him the coats. “This time you put the children into their coats, and I’ll go honk the horn.”