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21 October 2018 – Amusements

A man finds a lamp. He rubs it and a Genie emerges. The Genie tells him he will be granted three wishes. The man thinks for a moment and says, “First, give me a bottomless mug of beer.”

A mug of beer appears in his hand. He sips it once, then again and the mug is magically refilled. The man is thrilled and continues to drink. The mug never empties.

Then the Genie says, “And what about your other two wishes?”

The guy thinks for a moment and says, “Give me two more just like this one!”


An older couple was asking for a room with a king, queen or double bed. The clerk apologized and said that the only rooms available had twin beds.

Disappointed, the man remarked, “I don’t know. We’ve been sharing the same bed for 44 years.”

“Could you possibly put them close together?” the wife asked.

Several people nearby smiled, and someone commented, “How romantic.”

Then the woman finished her request with, “because if he snores, I want him close enough to be able to elbow him.”


The Wolf Man comes home one evening from a long day at the office. “How was work today, dear?” his wife asks.

“Honey, please! I don’t want to talk about work right now!” he shouts.

“Okay. Would you like me to fix you something to eat? Or how about a drink?” she asks oh so nicely.

“Listen,” he shouts again, “I’m not hungry, I’m not thirsty! Is that alright with you? Can I come home from work and just do my own thing without you forcing food down my throat? huh?”

At that very moment, the wolf man started growling, and throwing things around the apartment in a mad rage. Looking out the window, his wife sees a full moon and says to herself, “Well, I guess it’s that time of the month.”


 

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