16 June 2019 – Amusements
In the British documentary 56 Up, a man shared that he had earned a law degree at Oxford. Then, in his thick English accent, he proudly proclaimed that he was now a “barrister.”
My 13-year-old daughter wasn’t impressed. “So,” she said, “he spent all that effort getting an Oxford law degree, and now he works at Starbucks?”
Three elderly doctors have been friends for many years, and one afternoon at the club they started talking about their final arrangements.
The first, a dentist, says, “When I die, I think I’d like my tombstone to be shaped like a tooth made of white marble.”
“That’s a very clever idea,” says the cardiologist, “I’d love my tombstone to be shaped like a heart in red marble.”
The urologist is silent for a bit, then says, “I’m thinking about having my ashes scattered.”
Two buddies were getting dressed in the locker room after a workout, when the first man saw something that give him a bit of a shock.
“How long have you been wearing that bra?” the man asked his friend.
The friend replies, “Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment.”