Greg's Occasional News & Views

3 November 2019 – Amusements

The Ten Commandments display was recently removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building. There was a good reason for the move. You can’t post

Thou Shalt Not Steal,

Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,

and Thou Shall Not Lie

in a building full of lawyers and politicians without creating a hostile work environment.


I know this feeling:

One morning, I was roaming the aisles of my local supermarket, looking for items on my shopping list and wondering why the Graham crackers aren’t ever put in the cracker section. In my futile search, I kept running into a guy I’d never seen before. He was wandering up and down the aisles, with an equally lost look on his face.

Somewhere between the pasta and sauces, he looked up at me and said, “I can’t find a darned thing in this store!” I knew how he felt, so I asked, “What is it you’re looking for?”

He said, “My wife.”


My favourite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch.


 

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