Daily Archives: 5 January 2020
And a Happy New Year to you all! We celebrated the arrival of the new decade in our usual fashion – by snoring contentedly through midnight and much of the following morning. We can always hope that the New Year brings some positive change but I’m not holding my breath. Continue reading
A woman was in court charged with the attempted murder of her husband.
“But why did you stab him over a hundred times?” asked the judge.
“Oh, your Honor,” replied the defendant, “It wasn’t my fault. I didn’t know how to switch off the electric carving knife!” Continue reading