Greg's Occasional News & Views

1 March 2020 – Amusements

There are women whose thoughtful husbands buy them flowers for no reason. And then there’s me. One day I couldn’t stand it any longer. “Why don’t you ever bring me flowers?” I asked.

“What’s the point?” my husband said. “They die after about a week.”

“So could you,” I shot back, “but I still like having you around.”


Anybody who says their wedding or the birth of their child was the best day of their life has clearly never had 2 candy bars fall at once from a vending machine.


I suspect we’ve had this one before . . .

A woman said to her friend, “I don’t know what to do. My husband is such a mess maker that you can’t imagine. He doesn’t put anything in its place, I am always going around the house organizing things.”

The friend says, “Take a tip from me. The first week after we were married I told my husband firmly, ‘Every glass and plate that you take, wash when you are done and put back in its place.'”

The first woman asked, “Did it help?”

Her friend said, “I don’t know. I haven’t seen him since.”


 

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