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5 April 2020

We’ve survived four weeks of the coronavirus lockdown! Still talking to one another (occasionally) and just about maintaining our sanity. I reckon the government could improve morale at a stroke by issuing certificates of achievement for those in self-isolation. Rather like awarding stars to young students for good work. You could get a certificate after a month, after three months, a year, three years, etc. Continue reading

5 April 2020 – Amusements

A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbour’s dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours.

The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, “I’ve had enough of this!” and she goes downstairs.

She finally comes back up to bed and her husband asks, “The dog is STILL barking, what were you doing out there?”

The blonde says, “I put the dog in our backyard. Let’s see how THEY like it!” Continue reading

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