26 April 2020 – Amusements
The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law, Paddy, in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.
“What happened Paddy?” she asks anxiously.
“What happened? I’ll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home and guess what I found? Yes, your daughter, my wife Jean, naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I’m done. I’m leaving forever!”
“Ah now, calm down, calm down, Paddy!” says his mother-in-law. “There is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I’ll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened.”
Minutes later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.
“Paddy. I told you there must be a simple explanation… she never got your email!”
Joe is on his last day at work as a mailman. He receives many thank-you cards and monetary gifts from the people along his route. When he gets to the very last house, he is greeted by the sexy housewife who invites him in for lunch. Joe happily accepts.
After lunch, the woman invites him up to the bedroom for some “desert.” Joe happily accepts again.
When they are done, the woman gives him a dollar. Joe asks what the dollar is all about.
The woman replies: “It was my husband’s suggestion. When I asked him what we should do for your last day at work, he told me ‘Fuck him, give him a dollar.’ The lunch was my idea.”