Being an adult is just saying, ‘If I can just get through this week’ over and over again.
Until you die.
One woman was talking to her friend, “You should listen to my neighbor,” she says. “She is always bad-mouthing her poor husband behind his back. I think that’s so rude. Look at me! My husband is fat, lazy and cheap; but have you ever heard me say a bad word about him?”
The teacher heard Little Johnny use some seriously bad language and was shocked. “Johnny, don’t you ever use language like that again, not near me, not ever. Where on earth did you learn that?”
“I got it from my dad,” replies Johnny.
“Well, your daddy should be ashamed. I hope you don’t know what all that even means?”
“Sure I do,” says Johnny confidently. “It means the car won’t start.”