18 October 2020 – Amusements

Q: My child does not like fish. What can I replace it with?

A: A cat. Cats love fish.

We’ve had this before – I think it might have been Ben who first shared it with me?

My girlfriend told me to take a spider out instead of killing it. So we went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer.

When my wife gets upset, sometimes a simple ‘Calm down, Honey’ in a soothing voice is all it takes to get her a lot more upset.

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