The World Giving Index released a report yesterday that found for the first time ever, men are more likely than women to donate money to charity. And even MORE likely to donate to Charity’s friends Crystal, Bambi, and Cinnamon.
Blood is thicker than water. But maple syrup is thicker than blood. So logically, pancakes are more important than family.
Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn’t fit any of your containers.