3 January 2021 – Amusements

If you’re singing Christmas songs on your neighbor’s lawn at night with your church group, it’s called “Carolling.”

But if you’re doing it alone with no pants on, it’s called “drunk and disorderly.”

My wife has this red ‘Christmas’ lingerie with faux fur around the neck and cuffs and it comes with a little Santa hat.

“I hate this outfit,” I said when she walked into the room.

She replied, “Then why are you wearing it?”

The black lacquer stand holding his prized samurai swords was dusty, so my husband left our cleaning lady a note reading, “Check out my swords.”

That evening, he found the stand just as dirty as before but with this added to his note: ‘Nice swords.’


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