13 June 2021 – Amusements

A fellow tees off, and slices terribly. He sees the ball fly past a stand of trees and then hears a shriek. He runs over and finds a woman knocked out cold.

The man runs back to the clubhouse and shouts, “Is there a doctor here?”

“I’m a doctor,” another man says, rising. “What’s the trouble?”

“I just hit a woman with a golf ball out there and she’s unconscious!”

“Well where did you hit her?” the doctor asks.

“Between the first and second holes.”

“Oh my,” the doctor says, shaking his head. “That doesn’t leave much room for stitches!”


My sister, went to the store to check out the bridal registry of our niece whose wedding was coming up soon. When my sister returned from the store, she tossed the gift list on a table and declared, “I think she’s too young to get married.”

“Why do you say that?” I asked.

“Because,” she said, “they’ve registered for video games.”


After years of wondering why he didn’t look like his younger sister or brother, a young man finally got up the nerve to ask his mother if he was adopted.

“Yes, you were son,” his mother said as she started to cry softly. “But it didn’t work out and they brought you back.”


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