31 October 2021 – Amusements

A pretty young blonde stood at the bank cashier’s window and smiled. “I’d like to cash this check, please,” she said, handing it over.

The teller examined the check and said: “Could you identify yourself, Miss?”

For a moment the lovely girl’s brow creased over, then with a bright look she fumbled in her handbag and producing a mirror, glanced in it and with relief said, “Yes! It’s me, all right!”

The clerk said, “No Ma’am, you misunderstood me. We require a photo identification.”

The girl searched her bag again and found a picture with a group of people. “This is a recent family photo,” she explained. “That’s me, third from the left.”

The other day I was looking out the window and watched a dog chasing its tail. Dogs must be very easily amused, I thought to myself.

Then I realised I was watching a dog chase its tail.

I tried the Japanese method of decluttering where you hold every object you own and if it does not bring you joy, you throw it away. So far I have thrown out all of the vegetables, my bra, the electric bill, the scale, a mirror and my treadmill.

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