23 January 2022 – Amusements

A 17-year-old girl came home with five job applications. She carefully filled them out, and later asked her mother to look them over.

All the answers were clear and concise and she noticed that on all five applications, under “Previous Employment”, she had listed “Baby-sitting”.

But then she read, under “Reason for Leaving” her daughter had answered, “Parents came home.”

Bad weather meant I was stuck overnight at O’Hare airport in Chicago. Along with hotel accommodations, the airline issued each passenger a $10 meal ticket, or “chit.” That evening after dinner I presented my meal ticket to the cashier.

“Is this chit worth $10?” I asked.

Looking up nervously, the cashier responded, “I’m sorry, sir. Was the meal that bad?”

A blonde walks into a gas station and asks an employee, “I locked my keys in the car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?”

Ten minutes later a trucker comes in and can’t stop laughing so the employee asks him what’s so funny. The trucker replies, “There is a blonde who is trying to open her car with a coat hanger!”

The employee says, “So what? This could happen to anyone.”

But the trucker explains, “Sure, but usually there isn’t another blonde inside the car yelling, ‘a little more to the right . . .  a little more to the left!’”

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