At Sunday school they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs.
Later that day his mother noticed him lying down, curled up on the floor as though he were ill. She said, “Johnny what is the matter?” Little Johnny responded, “I have a pain in my side. I think I’m gonna have a wife!”
A new study shows that young adults suffering from insomnia are at higher risk of a stroke. So, that information should help you finally get some sleep.
My brother Steph was pulled over by the police the other day for speeding.
Cop: “Whoa, slow down there chief – where’s the fire? You were driving way too fast.”
Steph: “I was only trying to keep up with the traffic.”
Cop: “What traffic? There is no traffic.”
Steph: “I know! That’s how far behind I am.”