24 July 2022 – Amusements

A boy, frustrated with all the rules he had to follow, asked his father, “Dad, when will I be old enough to do as I please?”

The father answered immediately, “I don’t know, son. Nobody has lived that long yet.”


An English professor announced to the class; “There are two words I don’t allow in my class. One is gross and the other is cool.”

From the back of the room a voice called out, “Yeah? So, what are the words?”


Our armoured car arrived earlier than usual, so my deposit wasn’t quite ready. As the young man waited patiently for me to secure the bag, I said, “Sorry to hold you up.”

“Delay, delay,” he corrected me. “We don’t use that other phrase.”


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