19 January 2025 – Amusements

A man wrote a letter to the IRS: “I have been unable to sleep knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I understated my taxable income and have enclosed a check for $200.00. If I still can’t sleep, I will send the rest.”


It’s sure easier to stay on a healthy diet now that chocolate, red wine, and coffee have all been proven to help prevent heart disease and strokes.


I know we’ve had something similar to this before:

A husband was having great difficulty getting along with his wife – nothing but arguing and friction – so he decided to consult a marriage counsellor. After they had talked for a while, the counsellor said, “I suggest that you run five miles each day for a week. Then please call me back.”

A week later the counsellor received a call from the husband, “Well,” asked the counsellor, “how are things going with you and your wife?

“How should I know?” said the husband. “I’m thirty-five miles away.”


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