A man solves the problem of too many visiting relatives. He borrowed money from the rich ones and loaned it to the poor ones. Now none of them come back.
Tom is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door. There are two sheriff’s deputies there and he asks if there is a problem. One of the deputies asks if he is married, and if so, can they see a picture of his wife.
Tom says, “Sure,” and shows them a photo of his wife.
The sheriff says, “I’m sorry sir, but it looks like your wife’s been hit by a truck.”
Tom says, “I know, but she has a great personality, she’s good with the kids and she’s an excellent cook.”
A man went into a dentist and asked, “How much will it cost to have a couple of teeth taken out?”
“$90,” said the dentist.
“That’s ridiculous,” said the man.
“Well, I could lose the anaesthetic and it would bring the cost down to $60.”
“That’s still too expensive,” said the man.
“If I don’t use any anaesthesia I could knock the price down to $20″.
“Still too much,” said the man.
“Well, one of my students could do it for $10,” said the dentist.
“Perfect.” said the man “Book my wife in for next Tuesday.”