I’m giving up drinking for a month.
Sorry that came out wrong.
I’m giving up. Drinking for a month.
A police officer called into control : “I’ve got an interesting case here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped.”
“Did you arrest her?”
“Not yet, Chief. The floor’s still wet.”
Our good friend Erik Benson sent this along some time ago . . .
After Nigeria was eliminated from the world cup the Nigerian captain personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans that travelled to Brazil.
He said he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transaction.