A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see a fortune-teller’s tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went inside and sat down.
“Ah…..” said the woman as she gazed into her crystal ball. “I see you are the father of two children.”
“That’s what you think”, the man laughed. “I’m the father of THREE children.”
The woman grinned and said, “That’s what YOU think!”
It’s old and we’ve had it before but when has that ever stopped us?
A wife went to the police station with her next door neighbour to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She said, “He’s 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children.”
The next-door neighbour protested, “Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your kids.”
The wife replied, “Yes, but who wants HIM back?”
I tried to type on my phone, “I’m a functional adult.”
My phone changed it to “fictional adult.”
I left it as is, as I feel that’s more accurate.