Q: My child does not like fish. What can I replace it with?
A: A cat. Cats love fish.
We’ve had this before – I think it might have been Ben who first shared it with me?
My girlfriend told me to take a spider out instead of killing it. So we went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer.
When my wife gets upset, sometimes a simple ‘Calm down, Honey’ in a soothing voice is all it takes to get her a lot more upset.