A couple are having marital difficulties, and the wife suggests they see a marriage counsellor. At their first session the counsellor asks the couple to explain to each other how they feel about their marriage.
The wife says: “We are at a crossroads. To the left is bitterness, resentment, divorce and a life of unhappiness. To the right is reconciliation, love and lifelong happiness.”
The husband says: “I think you’ll find that’s a T-junction.”
My mother advised me to put on a fresh pair of socks every day during the winter months. After only four days I couldn’t fit into my shoes.
I don’t like the way my kids are always quick to blame other people.
They get that from their mother.