Four years ago, I asked out the girl of my dreams for the first time. Today I asked her to marry me. She said ‘no’ both times.
Marriage is mostly about knowing which hand towels you can use and which ones are for the better people who visit your wife’s home.
The elevator in our building malfunctioned one day, leaving several of us stranded. Seeing a sign that listed two emergency phone numbers, I dialled the first and explained our situation.
After what seemed to be a very long silence, the voice on the other end said, “I don’t know what you expect me to do for you; I’m a psychologist.”
“A psychologist?” I replied. “Your phone is listed here as an emergency number. Can’t you help us?”
“Well,” he finally responded in a measured tone. “How do you feel about being stuck in an elevator?”