1. Going to bed early
2. Not leaving my house
3. Not going to a party
My childhood punishments have become my adult goals.
I walked into my sister’s kitchen and found my nephew having a snack.
“Where’s your mother?” I asked.
“She said she was going to have a shower. Just a minute, I’ll see.”
He stepped into the bathroom and flushed the toilet and a second later a sharp yell came from upstairs.
My nephew walked back out and said, “Yep, she’s in the shower.”
The heaviest element known to science is Managerium.
This element has no protons or electrons, but has a nucleus made up of 1 neutron, 2 vice-neutrons, 5 junior vice-neutrons, 25 assistant vice-neutrons, and 125 junior assistant vice-neutrons all going round in circles.
Managerium has a half-life of three years, at which time it does not decay but institutes a series of reviews leading to reorganization.
Its molecules are held together by means of the exchange of tiny particles known as morons.