Just the one this week.
An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she was stopped by a policeman.
The officer said, “Ma’am, do you know that you were speeding?”
The woman turns to her husband and asks, “What did he say?”
The old man yelled, “He says you were speeding.”
The police office says, “May I see your driving license, please?”
The woman turns to her husband and asks, “What did he say?”
The old man yelled, “He wants to see your license.”
The woman hands the officer her driving license.
The office says, “Oh, I see you are from County Mayo. I spent some time there once and had the worst date of my life!”
The woman turns to her husband and asks, “What did he say?”
The old man yells, “He thinks he knows you.”